Osoppo Prettner: Our neighbors, our friends, our churches would do it.

I'll define a catch for you. Intelligent? Check. Truth be told, I'm probably smarter then you. Will I rub this in your face? No. Will I secretly laugh about it behind your back? Maybe but hey I know how it is. It's a burden for me to be this smart so I won't judge you for your lack of intelligence. At least not too much. Nice? Check. I'm nice. Can't you tell? Isn't this whole posting just a shining example of what kindness should be? Attractive? Sure. Unless you are under the firm belief that girls are only attractive if they have long hair. And if that's the case, why is that? Do you still believe that only lesbians have short hair or what? That's just silly. Or if you think a girl needs to wear makeup all day everyday, then you might not find me so attractive. Funny? Here's the big one. I've been known to make people laugh until they pee or cry. Sometimes a combination of both. Sometimes they pee because they have a weak bladder and then they cry from embarrassment and you know why? ME! Please note that I can't take credit for the weak bladder, credit goes to our good friend biology. Skills? Like any good woman, my skills are confined to the kitchen. I can bake a good cookie and I can cook a good...Well no, that's about it. However, I don't bake any of that box crap. It's all homemade. So I'm still worthy, right? Still, I'm a total catch. Well, what do you think? You're either thinking A what a conceited bitch B What? This is weird... C What a jester! or D All of the above. For all you Bs let me make this more familiar I'm really laid back and fun, not a big party/drinking fanbut it's fine if you do, love movies mostly everything, reading everything, and listening to music also everything. Sounding familiar? Doesn't make it any less true. But say young lady! If you really are such a catch, why haven't you been caught yet? And really? Chirrup? ...The fuck if I know, maybe my personality is offputting, Maybe i'm too shy to let people even acknowled

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